Burt Reynolds/Tom Selleck?

And so begins the theme of Mike with cars he can't fit in.

In Europe, some think Long Island is cool. They just don't know any better

...now go handcuff yourself to the bed

Another theme of which we will see more of later

Not as good as the original

Jay in 30 years

Nude demonstration

Don't eff with this guy

Perhaps she didn't cook breakfast in time in Iran.

Perhaps it's name was Pat.